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 23.04.2015
In our wonderful country, any leader should be ready to call at night from a subordinate who will scream in the trumpet: Boss, everything is gone! - and hearingly wiping tears will explain details about the arrival on the firm of drunk inspectors, wishing to add, or that the chief was bound on the road to the DTP and found in his docks for the post-last year, which he forgot in the pocket of the door, or that the neighbors above the office were terrorists / homosexuals / aliens and now in the house where the office of KTO / fire / picnic is on the sidelines, and all the safes have been taken somewhere. Directly with accounting documents. And from your office too.
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And also a raspberries jacket and a cross on 3 kilograms of pure gold. The reality is that the drunk checks at 3 p.m. will communicate exclusively with the police officers and the police officers, the documents in the car of the chief are strictly parallel, and the accounting documents are in order and store these statues in the safe - you will be ruined on the purchase of safe. Because the taxes are now fashionable to pay, and the technologies of their minimization have been worked out for years and in a couple of hours no one will have time to dig and justify anything. You’re that, get stuck with the series of ments.
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