Sports Trauma

The story of a surgeon:

At three o’clock at night, a chic cabriolet comes to our “trauma”.
The man brought the girl.
Her nose and mouth are open.
I ask :

My pigeon, what happened to you?

But she only washes, handles and lets saliva.
I immediately realized that this was a jaw dislocation, and therefore, the interlocutor she was zero, and turned to her companion:

What happened to you?
and fell.
How did she fall? Under what circumstances? From high altitude?
In the bowling. I rented for the night bowling, well, you understand: romance, we’re just two, all the business, wanted a nice offer to make, and here’s the...

The girl, hearing the word - "proposal", revived, closed and let a new saliva waterfall.

The man, without looking at her, grabbed her on the head and continued:

- They came, just changed their clothes, she just grabbed the ball, ran away with him, ran to the trail and immediately stumbled and from all the scale, ba-bach! Probably the face of the ball.

I threw the guy out into the hallway so that he didn’t get confused under my feet and slowly repaired the girl’s jaw, thank God, her teeth didn’t hurt. As I expected, with her mouth closed, she was just beautiful. Taking her away from tears and soaps, and while putting a lotion on her nose, he asked:

Beautiful, how did it make you so happy? You need to be more careful.
“Yes, I played bowling for the first time in my life and my shoes didn’t work.
In the sense of “not working”?
“Well, I’ve seen athletes on television running, rolling the ball and slowly going after him. There are special assistants wiping the path. But we were alone in the bowling, without counterparts. And my shoes turned out to be broken - not a niqab slipped at all...

Hearing my horse’s roar, the frightened bridegroom ran into the office:

What? what? What happened?! to

A repaired girl stumbled at him on the neck, shouting:

by Zaia! You are a rabbit! I agree!

I laughed, wished them good luck and added:

Young man, I strongly recommend that you keep away from your loved one everything cold and hot, sharp and dull, and even wet and dry.
– and? Okay doctor. for a long time?
Until death separates you.