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 25.04.2015
You are a funny people. What men, what grandmothers. Gender is such a charm.
A single 50 million women are waiting for him. And he, so that they do not relax, and immediately realized that he is a man, in any case on the first date will tell what he is. In the other, all the men are terribly scourgeous, because, oh horror, they want to eat every day, but do not want to build a house with one tail, listening to songs under the guitar. And in both sexes, individuals of the opposite sex should all be happy to be able to do with their own hands, having only incomplete instruction in Chinese, from paired electronic parts to sewing with gold, to maintain intellectual conversations, to be perfectly literate and careful, to understand computers, knight armor, music and poetry, types of food and beverages, all the time, with pleasure, to quarrel with children, to earn well, to be generous, but not economic, to be gentle and attentive, but not annoying, talented to fuck in any poses, but only when they are told. Never contradict, love the same thing as the other half, but sincerely! In case of non-compliance with any of the paragraphs, the name is automatically assigned to a dull chicken or a handless fool, readily accepted by the culprit. It remains only to find such a perfect couple of ideal people and exhibit in the museum, in the form of imperfect. You’ll find it, you’ll see it, it’s interesting.
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