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 25.04.2015
<Kn1ghtJed1K> I have two cats - Mila Jovovich and Darya Dontsova
<Cacktus> O_o
<j8> Kn1ghtJed1K: But you can tell everyone that you are sleeping with Miloya Jovovich and Darya Dontsova. by RAZU.
<Spartuner> my cat was called a tube, because when his cat was compressed, he sered abundantly.
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