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 27.04.2015
xxx: I got a cigarette, the morning in the courtyard, the time is 6 o’clock (I didn’t sleep all night), I’m looking for a lighter. I broke down, I can’t find.
I found a box of light bulbs that was drying out. I sit there, so I chew, and he, the dog, squeezed - no :(
Did the plate save you?
No, I didn’t think about the plate, I say, I wanted to sleep with the pipet. I got angry, lighted the light bulb and smoked off the light bulb.
Would you go? and ?
I had a flashlight in my wrist during all this time. I am David Blaine :)
I have a diploma, hole :(
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