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 27.04.2015
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I drank on Saturdays for several years. This recently became the liver on Sundays (and until Tuesday). I decided to bind with a drink, at least for a few months. Now I don’t drink, and the liver still regularly hurts from Sunday to Tuesday. It reminds me of stories about a cat or dog, whom everyone regrets for a broken leg, he gets used to it, and after a month sadly pushes the already healthy, by habit...
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The liver can not hurt in principle - there are no nerve endings in it. Pain begins, for example, when it is increased by so much that it presses on neighboring organs - they are hurt. Walking to the doctor, you really risk dying.
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