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 01.05.2015
For an unknown reason, he began to get up early every morning, even if he was late to sleep, without any alarm, although he was a stubborn sova, began to lose weight, eat less, be less nervous, have more time. I had a conversation with my girlfriend.

D: How strange is it, is everything well, does nothing hurt?
Yes, all the norms
Q: You can go to the doctor if you...
I go to the doctor, what should I tell him?
D: Well, Doctor, please help me, I’ve started living right.
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