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 01.05.2015
I was so well educated that after watching the movie "Teleport" I thought what I would do if I had such abilities...So, I would open an international delivery service and demand very good money for my work, in parallel - the rescue service. And time would be enough. Legal and profitable. While my friends shared their options:

They would rob banks.
I would go to all movie shows and closed parties.
They would eat what they wanted for free, and then just teleported from the toilet home.

and etc.

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