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 02.05.2015
Again in the zoo:

The girl ticks two packs in my face: "Can I order such food, just so it's like this?"
I am :? (The right side is upwards)
Girl: "Well, this is what it was, this is what it was!"
I am :? (The left wing follows the right)
Girl: "Well, this is like this one, not like he himself!"
I am :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Discouraged by such pronouncement, I stand and smile stupidly, unable to pronounce a word.)
Swindler: "You mean that this is in the package of this, i.e. One and a half kilograms.
Girl (happy): "Yes!"
I, turning back: "Thank you for translating from female to Russian"
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