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 03.05.2015
The fucking life, haha.

She said, "Before sex we go with you to the jewelry store, then to the shoe shop and to the underwear store and I still need 500 p on ultrasound."
The uncle served his aunt in a cafe coffee with a cake, put it in the machine, took it to the jewellery, landed, said goodbye and left.
and----
No, I am not arguing. She is stupid, she is stupid. But, comrades, think about it: it's like shit people should live if a woman before sex! Almost an unknown man! He asks for money on Uzi!) is
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And why did she not ask for potatoes and sausages to buy instead of jewelry, since she lives so poorly? She is not a fool, but a fool. I would also send her.
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