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 03.05.2015
I gave birth a year ago, after pregnancy I was noticeably improved. In a year I lost two or three more kilograms. A day ago I heard from my husband that I "have gained some weight". It turns out, he judges by jeans: before the jeans were sitting freely, and now it is completely in the load of steel. And the fact that it is other jeans, three sizes smaller, he, as it turned out, does not bother...

Sometimes I’m afraid that if a British black basketball man comes home instead of me, this person will first not notice anything and then ask, “Masha, have you shaved your hair?”
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