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 08.05.2015
This is due to another gender gap.
I had a relationship with a guy in the first class. Specifically, something matured, but a full-fledged novel never happened. I didn’t have sex, even though it was close. I thought that he was a virgin – the attempts to excite me were very monotonous and incompetent, he did not listen to my modest remarks, and I did not insist on saying them – his masculine dignity was very vulnerable. Drunk, he told me that he wasn’t a virgin at all and considered himself a god in bed – once he fucked a girlfriend of his friend, a very skilled and weak person on the forehead (which was presented as a big plus), who liked everything. And that it has to be too much fighting with me, because I’m crazy.
A few years passed. He has no girlfriend and has not had it, lives with his mother, does not work - freelancer occasionally. I recently tried to get back to me, called me to see a movie - but in the afternoon, until my mom came from work. I honestly see no problem in this, except that most of my peers, including me, work at the same time.
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