We were at the zoo today.
Arrived at the monkey. Cage with a small family of monkeys. Mom, Dad, and numerous offspring.
Dac is here. Daddy, a male mother, accidentally hit the female on the head with a lap when jumping. But she spit on him, she showed him her teeth, and said "what is the offigel?""... And he took, bended her with cancer, and... forced her to fulfill her marital duty...
We just cried. After all, the monkeys also have goats - first they fuck on their buttocks, and then they will hit out with cancer! >:( (c) military_jane