I heard the story from an ambulance worker.
So, the call to the ambulance, the measured man orets "AAAAAAAAA, help me die"
They come, see a picture... a one-room apartment, empty, in the middle sits an absolutely naked man and he (Oh God) has the organ of fertilization nailed to the floor. Well, and accordingly oret a good mat.. well the guys ran for the rodent, and the gl. The doctor asks what happened.
The man’s answer...yes, life is shit, nothing pleases him, he wanted to kill himself with the help of a fire (the newspapers would be useful).
Gl. The doctor is astonishing... well, it’s clear, and why did you get that nailed penis?? to
A man...that is not to run away and not to extinguish yourself in the bathroom.
Gl. by Br. So why did you call us??? Would you burn yourself, what’s the problem?? to
The man forgot the spikes in the kitchen.
This is the loser.)