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 19.10.2008
About our stock market



1st A businessman arrived in a Mexican village: “I buy local monkeys”

for 10 pesos / st. " Monkeys around the sea, all hand over primates for retail and

of 10 pesos.



2nd The monkeys became smaller, then the businessman said he was raising the price to

20 is The inhabitants stressed, caught the last, brought, handed over by 20.

The last one was for 25.



3. and then announced that he wants more and already 50! But he left and left.

Managing himself.



4 is The governor says, “Give it, I give you the consolation of these monkeys.

Back by 35, and when the boss comes, you give him them by 50..." The people are happy.

He borrowed a bunch of bables and bought all the monkeys back by 35.



5 is The next day the governor disappeared following the boss, and the people remained.

Without money, but with monkeys.



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