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 14.05.2015
My mother burned up in the morning.
I went to training and told me to cook a chicken.
I woke up, I washed, I went cooking.
Chicken is nowhere.
I searched the whole refrigerator.
Nothing elsewhere
I call you, Mom, your daughter is stupid.
I can't find the chicken.
Do you know what she answered?
"A chicken in the store
Together with potatoes.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
I put the phone.
I go to the store to buy chicken and take potatoes.
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