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 15.05.2015
Comments on “16 Bright Refrigerators Will Help Eat With Appetite”
1st The refrigerator should be black and dull, so that you do not want to look into it again. It would be good if he beat the current. Autoblocker for the night. And that every time he closed the door, he would say with a deaf electronic voice: go out of here, fat creature, then do not forget to look in the mirror.
2nd In refrigerators, as well as in humans, the rich inner world is more important than the appearance.
Three and ah. As you look at the prices, all the appetite disappears.
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