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 15.05.2015
Well, then you can approximately imagine a person’s reaction to this answer:
Do you have the tubes tied? (A question to me from an unfamiliar aunt on a walk - I went with three children)
And with you?
I thought she would sink...

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Oh! I have seen! I have seen that scene! ? Here are the ones on)))))) Truth, everything was a little different))) The nasty mom took three completely ugly behavior children out for a walk. I’m not going to go into unfathomable details, but very quickly they survived all who were nearby. I also went from there with my son, because connecting with such ones is more expensive. And just then I heard the old lady going after me, looking at the empty courtyard, jokingly joking:
Do you buy a rubber for you?
My mother was furiously angry:
Buy yourself!
The old woman, astonished, kept quiet

But how different people describe the same story ?
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