What about your sense of humor?
You are told that the child has counted the ribbons on the carpet - laugh.
No, they seriously find out for three days whether he knows how well to count, and how many there should be. Find the right powder.
They write that the book is full of shit, but it is published, is actively advertised and has already reached a decent library. Laugh at those bugs!
How is it! They will read the moral that the library is much better for them, and the writers are cooler.