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 17.05.2015
There is a place in every person’s life.

There lived an ordinary man in the south of Russia. He led a way of life, softly speaking, not the most law-obedient. Industrialized small thefts and sat down several times for a short period of time. Drinking and fighting with neighbors. He was far from the most pleasant person. But his feat awaited him and waited.

One autumn day, he woke up with a hammer and without a penny. In search of the mine, he headed to the local railway station. At the station near the exit from the suburban platforms, he saw a fairly upscale suitcase, which was obviously left unattended by a solid man who stood 5 meters from the box office. Not thinking for a long time, he took his suitcase by hand and went out in a hurry. After a few hundred meters, he turned to the local desert to see what prey the Lord sent him. But I did not have time to do it. A powerful explosion broke out and in a fraction of a second only memories remained from the man. He died instantly and without pain. There were no victims besides him, the place was deserted.

In the suitcase, which was left near the exit from the suburban platforms representatives of a small but proud republic, was laid a bomb with a clock mechanism, filled with nails. It must explode at the time of the arrival of two electric stations, always filled with people. But our hero was able to save dozens of lives, although he hardly sought to do so. Mint, who identified the dead hero from the video camera recording, buried him at his own expense. The suspects were found later.

Peace be to his dust, and forgive his transgressions, O Lord.
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