bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 33 - ]
 17.05.2015
Why have you given birth to children who in 20 years will start to disturb you terribly?
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

It is funny. and ah. Kids are always disturbing. Sleep is not given, different restrictions are imposed, they must be fed, dressed, raised. But at one point the child reaches the state where he can take care of himself. Buy and prepare food, make money for clothes and housing. It is hard, yes. It is not easy for parents either. They worked in the face sweat for 20 years, imposing restrictions on themselves. And now they have a chance to get rid of their neck and live a normal life. for themselves. Walk naked around the apartment, have sex loudly, listen to your favorite music. Invite a man to the house if it is a single mother. Invite guests into the house and do all other things without worrying that they will hinder someone. One of my acquaintances, after the children moved, turned one of the rooms into a sauna. I like to rest at home after work. Children are loved, of course, but sometimes they also need to rest. And, agree, rest after 20 years of hard work can be considered deserved.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna