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 17.05.2015
I had a real case. I had six children then. I was called by the head of the municipality. A funny uncle. Well, I’m sitting in the office, he takes over my docks and, without raising his head, asks: ‘You have so many children... Where do you come from?’ and I answer him without thinking back: ‘You often turn off the lights in our neighborhood.’ He is harsh: "And in what district do you live in?"I: "In the private sector, this is the address..."He is like, without breaking away from the papers, shaking his head: "Well, yes, yes. We often turn off the light. Three minutes of silence. I started running in my head. Suddenly the uncle throws the papers and just wildly begins to chew. Then we talked kindly. At the end of our meeting, he vowed not to turn off the lights in our area. The lights were not turned off for six months. During the New Year holidays, it was turned off once. We got two at once. I had a wild desire to go back to him. He was transferred to another position. We changed the address. There is always light here.
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