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 19.05.2015
It was 3 years ago.We lay in the night with my wife in the bed, suddenly my phone ringed on the phone.I see, my wife is calling.Now I think the child where the phone was thrown into our bed and one of us was knocking him (unlocking the sensor was just to go through the screen).I dropped the call.After 30 seconds the call was repeated,I think I need to take and find this dumb phone.I pick up, and there a bow, screw, and what a twist.Suddenly the wife looks around her eyes and says that the phone was in a jacket, a shirt in the washing machine...blin"...This phone called me and asked for... help.
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