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 20.05.2015
I entered somehow in the affairs of the organization, in which I worked 5 years ago, and they have a check from KUMI (Communal Property Management Committee). And (P) the router asks the (R) employee:
Q: Do you not wash the toilet at all? You have a mosquito scattered on the wall. This is not pleasant to visitors.
A: Every day the cleaner washes. He was probably killed today.
And I’m standing and thinking "soft steel", t.k. I killed him... While I was still working here.)
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