I went to the clinic for procedures. After that, they were forced to lie there for 2 hours on the couch. I decided to complain to my husband so that it wasn’t too boring.

Dick sleep for now. I did not sleep today.
I: Ughu... And you can easily fall asleep in a strange place, on a hospital couch, among strangers? I am hardly here.
Husband: If I don’t sleep, I will sleep in the electric bus, standing and in the anti-gas.
Why do you have anti-gas in the electric car?
Where is your toilet in the electric machine?
I: What is in the tambour? and Fouou. Do not sleep there anymore!
Husband: Could not even drink hot vodka from the soap?! to
I said, “You are my sweetheart! Well, how to deprive you of such pleasure... Drink, of course, only through anti-gas.