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 22.05.2015
I work as an administrator in a shopping center / hotel, and we have such a steep elevator with transparent walls that when you climb to the top, there is a steep view of the city (the building in the center of the city stands).
My boss just gave me a great job.
Music is playing in the elevator. Once someone (before me) pumped under 3 gigs of different sounds of nature there, songs of exotic birds and past noise. It turns out that this bunch also has a stitching of a tree and some marriage scream of an orangutan.
And now I need to find these "songs" and eliminate the naphid.
P.S There is also a folder of the "singing of the birds of the Urals" - I fear, as if the entire directory was not overwhelmed by the rigid and selective mat of these very "dikes".
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