The Pentagon. Obama and the generals are discussing when it is best to attack Russia. They can’t agree when it’s best to do it to win.
Ask those who have already attacked. They ask the French, “When is it better to attack?”
The French replied, “We don’t know, but not in winter...” Then they asked the Germans, “When to attack?” The Germans say, “We don’t know, but not in the summer.”
and stupid. What to do? Someone suggests - Let's ask the Chinese, they are the most advanced and clever, always come up with something...
They ask, “Chinese, when will we attack Russia to win?”
The Chinese replied, “Right now, immediately. The Russians are now building the "Power of Siberia" and "Turkish Stream", the cosmodrome East is being completed, the bridge to Crimea will soon begin, the BAM decided to rebuild, the stadiums new to the 2018 World Cup in football are being built, the Arctic is being mastered - they need pipet as prisoners!"