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 20.10.2008
A little about female intuition.

On Saturday, when the whole progressive public celebrated another

The anniversary of the foundation of the city-hero of Moscow

To help his brother build a family nest. My wife visited

At home, I had nothing to do anyway.

The construction work was unfinished, so even my father came.

A thousand and a half kilometers. The tractor rolled cotton, we cut and

Wear the armor. Decided to eat lunch, and at the same time to celebrate.

to meet. Just a call – a call. Wife: "What are you doing?" I say, mole

I came to help, and now we have lunch with my brother and father. "Do you drink?"

I answer. I didn’t believe it, okay. Divided by second. The call again. brother

He tells my father, his mother calls. Father: "Here, I decided to eat...

No... Seriously... Well no!" We talked, in general. No more intuition.

We spread the third.

The call again. Brother: "Yes, Zaya..." It’s already interesting. I begin to listen:

"Lunch... No... Of course, right away home"

and bingo! As they say, curtains. They chewed the sausage and went to work.

and further.

Is it possible to understand the nature of women or not? No is

speaking, from different cities, with an interval of 2-3 minutes...

Por in shock!
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