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 27.05.2015
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I told my husband that I was going to the shower... I accidentally fell asleep, returned, probably only 40 minutes later...
Did you go to the bathroom? I look at you for a long time.
Beginning of the second night. Women have 40 minutes. Oh these men...
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The employee told me.
He wakes up here one night and sees that his wife is not there. "She probably went to the toilet" thought the employee and fell asleep again. After a while he woke up again, and his wife still did not come back. Here the caring husband was already worried - maybe something happened to her, you should get up, go see... and then he remembered that a few days ago his wife flew to Mexico.
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