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 31.05.2015
Oh, and the sharp attitude toward spiders in most cases indicates the latent spiderism of the speaker!
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You see, my dear friend. People with arachnofobia experience an aversion to spiders when they encounter spiders directly. They do not claim to mention in zoology lessons that spiders are the same part of the animal world as all other animals, they do not require that the existence of spiders be carefully hidden, but for the word "spider", said in public, battled fines (and better at all shootings), they do not rush out on the street to water from the gas bottle of a man with the pattern of a spider-small on a T-shirt, and will not run out on the subject that the archaeologists - charlatans, will not break into the forums of breeders of domestic spiders, to run into the ears with their invaluable opinions "what a shame this flooding tarantula", do not require to rewrite the biology about "my religion or my for denying the existence of the And even more so, the arachnofob does not carry the type of hernia "If you do not hide the fact of the existence of spiders - your children will start to eat flies, azaza!"(Maximum - will take care of proper isolation of poisonous species). Finally, when a normal arachnofob knows that there are spiders somewhere, he will not go there without the need, and the homofobes will just stick to the homosexuals with a bath leaf on their ass.
When at least one arachnofob begins to behave THAT - know, he is a latent spider and he definitely needs to cause a psychosis.
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