There was a joke about a grandfather who locked the robber in the basement and then told the menta that he had killed him so that they could come. You will not understand if life is like a joke or a joke about life.

In the summer afternoon on the veranda of the cottage was a grandfather. His absolutely gray beard rose and descended in the pace of his breath. Grandfather was old. He was 90 years old. At the moment, he was completely healthy, but in the winter he frequently added. Grandfather was confident that his health in the summer he owes this afternoon sleep in the open air. The cottage was standing on the sidewalk of the village and on the veranda smelled fresh air from the fields with the smell of herbs, which grandfather liked very much. Cottage belonged to the grandfather's son, at the time with his wife was at work in Moscow. Grandma was in the city in an apartment, underwent a course of treatment and came only for the weekend.
In addition to the grandfather in the cottage was the granddaughter of Lidochka six years old, a smart girl who did not cause trouble to the grandfather. She only had to feed her for lunch, and then she was doing her own business.
From the side of the field to the cottage approached three large-aged balbes from the nearest village. They had knives in their pockets and one in their hands had a baseball bat. With ease crossing the fence, they entered the veranda and saw the grandfather.
Father, where do you have the money? One of them was polite to his grandfather.
Oh, who is this? My grandfather did not understand.
You are blind, right? He said the second kindly.
“Dick, kids, I haven’t seen anything for ten years,” the grandfather replied.
- Let's get up, show where your grandmother is, - supported the third conversation.
Slowly, trembling as if from impotence, the grandfather slipped from the couch, grabbed the backyard that was rolling next to him and took a few steps, feeling the space in front of him, as the blind do. My grandfather’s eyes were open and didn’t move.
He is really blind! I cried the first.
Who else is in the house? He asked it.
The lead! My grandfather suddenly cried out, “Go out!” Doctors are here to give you injections.
That you are! What a warming battle!
- You asked me to call her, she will come out now, she loves doctors very much, - the grandfather calmly replied, with both hands on the rod and looking with empty eyes into the space in front of him.
“Listen, Lisy, go, bring her here,” the first ordered.
The lion has gone.
“Listen, grandfather, I’ll break it up if the grandfather doesn’t come,” threatened the first, apparently the leader.
- May the son call, say that the money is needed, - suggested the grandfather.
"Pharhaty, go find the mobile, at the same time, and we will press it off, Guy-Guy, the leader turned out to be a humorist.
There are no girls anywhere. It has returned lazy.
Maybe went to the store? Flegmatically suggested the grandfather.
and WO! The mobile! The grandmother’s phone. Let’s call, the parchment is back.
The grandfather touched the cell phone, and pressed the unit where his son put his number. Reduce the sound to a minimum.
and Sergey! This is Dad! Listen to! I need a large sum, here a friend came in a taxi, we want to go to Moscow. Of course in cash. I do not know, a thousand twenty. Where is lying? And well? Okay well! Yes, nothing, the Lidochka will help me, - the grandfather put the phone.
So what? The leader asked.
- Yes, in the basement, a three-liter bank with money, said to take from there. A meter from the corner.
My grandfather went to the basement. Take him, the captain ordered. Grandfather did not resist.
Lysy and Parhaty picked up the grandfather as a puddle and, a little rushing through the cottage, found the door to the basement. There was light, clean, there were trainers, there were no bottles.
“Dad, do you want us to get caught? Asked the leader.
- There is another underground, where the salts stand, - looking in front of himself in the space with an invisible look replied the grandfather.
The search took three minutes. The chief was confident of success and almost shouted of joy when the door was found.
Grandpa was thrown on the floor. Lysi and Parhath rushed inside and started beating all the banks in a row. The chief stood at the door and looked inside, his grandfather was no longer interested.
Per he never understood what had happened, as some force pushed him in the back and he flew out of the basement.
Grandfather promptly locked the door on the seals and unexpectedly for his age crashed into one of the trainers and dragged it to the door. Inside, there were strikes and a terrible match. My grandfather promised all heavenly punishments.
Grandfather got up on the veranda, on the way closing the gym basement. He took the abandoned phone and called the police. After briefly describing the situation, he put a phone and called his son:
and Alexei! It is OK! They are neutralized!
Out of the tube:
and Dad! I am on the way, go away, daddy! Do not risk yourself!
But he went nowhere. When the PPS patrol arrived five minutes later, the grandfather was sitting on the same couch and enjoying the cries from the basement and the papyrus. When the balbes were packed in the bracelets, the leader, seeing him quietly sitting and looking at him with a confident drilling look, began not to silence: "Dad, fuck! Daddy to fuck! “Dad, fuck the fuck!”
Then came the son, the administration of the village, the wife of the son, only the girl Lidochka, very afraid of doctors and injections, was sitting in the old refrigerator on the roof and did not want to go out until all this noise was calmed.
Balbes was sentenced to full coil for a robbery attack committed as part of the group. What otherwise?
Through one cottage there was a judge's cottage leading the case. And she at this time at home had two minor children, and the prestige of the village cannot be undermined.
And what his grandfather, he went through the whole war, served in Smersh, then in the MGB, then in the KGB, with the collapse of the country retired. It is not the first time he has such an operation.