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 02.06.2015
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My mother is alcoholic and drinks regularly.
- Mother hits on the children, more enthusiastic about the new hatchback.
My mother is often seriously ill.
- Mother "sitters sometimes in a psychiatric room.

Is your mother working late? In my childhood, this was the most common reason.
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When the elderly was assigned to kindergarten, the wife was on the rescue, then the child was chesty and restless, then the wife also broke her leg.
The kindergarten is not far from us, but far from us. I took the little girl away in the morning, and I took the whole family of my wife, who could, and in the evening I took her away from them when I could. My aunt went to meetings.
In the kindergarten, I also periodically wondered: do we have a mother?
In general, they saw their mother only two years later.
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