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 04.06.2015
Ekaterina
Do you have a cat to castrate?
Galina
The cat is castrated.
Ekaterina
Tell me how he endured the drug and how long did he heal? We have a castration tomorrow, I'm experiencing no measure.
Galina
Did I not tell you? :) He was like a man after a boy.
At first, under anesthesia, they were terrible, I was scared, he was very like a dead man, his mouth opened, his eyes half drowned, chewed.
I laid it on the couch, I lay next to it, reading, waiting for it to shrink.
Somewhere another hour he prodrug, then woke up, immediately tried to act and think, slipped from the couch, immediately blew, a lot and a scandal, scared that he blew, jumped a meter up and off, popped to the nails, but since under the scarf dumb was swallowed with his legs at the foot of the chair, impressed in it with a moustache ))) then somewhat one foot hit the foot, drunk walk broke into the corridor, adds to the carpet, slipped on it, blew up, fell asleep and fell asleep in another hour-two and then was already quite OK )
Where we watched for 24 hours so that he did not slip out the missing, and so everything, nothing like that.)
Ekaterina
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh))
Galina
And also he did not give up without a fight, reigned and drowned all the doctors.))))
Ekaterina
I hear the fun)
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