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 06.06.2015
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Put your 5 copies in the air conditioner.
It is always hot on the island. But this is interesting. From the heat on the street "die" only those expatriates who sit at home and at work under air conditioners. Who had enough mind for three or four weeks "to torture" without them - the body has adapted and everything is OK
so in the evening and at night at +24 we are cool (and even cold), and in the day at +35 - normal. But for lovers of the "comfortable temperature" without a conduction - even cry ))
and...

The air conditioner was invented by an idiot.
You, the child is not smart, and health for such a habit was enough. And some, just as smart, but not so healthy, get used to and get off with a heart attack or stroke.

One of the Gypsies taught his horse not to eat at all: it was already accustomed, but died.
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