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 07.06.2015
XXX: I am going on a date. I gave my mom the idea that I had to take a umbrella with me to fight back from late assaults, or put on clothes of clutch wire. She advised not to brush your teeth and spit in the nose during the concert. I am crying)

yyy : )))))

XXX: My mother has been killed. Break his finger on his hand, tell it to sex. And the wedding.)))) andquot;

xxx: and culmination: "It can sometimes be elegantly worn. It is not a banal"

The trolls instead of my parents.
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