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 08.06.2015
The birthday of a friend fell on a celebration, at which in our district is not allowed to buy alcohol. I bought a few bottles of wine in advance. And then on the job, a colleague, a fisherman, sold smoked fish. I took two large lenses.
I’m already entering a friend’s house, as she calls and asks for bread. No problem, I buy it.

And here I clinged to her: with wine, two fish and five pebbles.
Guess what they call me now :)
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