Brotherly assistance

You want to believe it, you want to believe it – no. And this secret story was transmitted from mouth to mouth among the sailors of our expeditionary fleet. I was personally absent, a few years before my arrival this “heroic” story happened. But it is written from the words of wolves - veterans in full health, and so on.
In the 70s, it was the last century. The expedition ship, it is also a spy ship, according to the terminology of the local newspapers of those western ports where our ships entered. We then studied all the corners of the world ocean, dropping into different depths all kinds of clever devices and much more for the benefit of Soviet science and the defense capacity of the country.
So, our vessel worked at the time in the area of Oceania. The islands there - that shit scattered on the stormy map.
Worked, worked and this is the problem. Fresh water is over. And dehumidification plants only work when the ship moves. What to do? Economic consumption of water. 15 minutes in the morning and 15 minutes in the evening, nutritious moisture for “clean washing” flowed by an uncertain jet from the crane. And the clever things in the ocean still down and down...
After all, it is not humans who live with wild people around. Contact the nearest inhabited island. We enter the port, but there is a harbour. In principle, the state situation. Any vessel, any State may request assistance if necessary. According to the law, refusal cannot be made. The situation is standard, I repeat, but a whole delegation of disguised and discolored Aborigines rises on board and asks for audiences with the captain...
They sat for a long time. The crew was confused. All things - throw away the drinking tubes and chew.
After two hours, the delegation departed, and the captain of the loud communication asked everyone to gather in the cabin company.
Such a seafarer has never seen. The eyes are disturbed - shaggy, rotted hair and nervous gesture. He warns of the seriousness of the situation and asks the crew to deal with the situation with all responsibility and understanding.
Oh all that! They swim! War is what? The time was worrisome...
But the seriousness of the situation was in her insignificance... Confusion?
In short, it turns out that there was a serious demographic problem on the island. Given its limited size, the born children had developmental abnormalities and health problems. The degeneration is ours. And the king of this island (and that he was with a swipe in the delegation) simply reduced the captain to release the crew for two weeks for a "worthful rest", in exchange for promising to overflow the ship with fruits, supplies and gifts from the keyl and to the straw.
Don’t forget what time it was! For “moral!” could also be obtained in “form”. Report on every turn!
“So I can’t give you two weeks, but you can rest for a week...” the captain gave his tormented decision.
The story deserves a good script. The crew rested, “waiting for a violent storm” to report to the base of the fleet... They ate and drank at the same time so that the condition was fantastic. Ecology, probably... or swept something... And women, as it turned out, were selected specifically young and beautiful. You will do nothing! The Royal Will! The fate of the people!
The crew tried. I did not shame the pride of the Soviet seafarer. We are always happy to help the brotherly people... to solve any demographic problem on such human conditions.
He did not fool the king. In the food chambers there was not enough space for all the fruit goods and the boxes were spread wherever possible. And the crew worked out this long half-year flight. And overseas fruits are eaten for half a lifetime. and returned home. And not even the regular "tombers" knocked, because only a male representative with no primary sexual characteristics would be able to refrain from such a feat. That was the captain’s calculation. It’s all done, Chichi!
And it would be nothing, but thought this happy king, in a noble impulse to knock off the telegram! And then I went to Moscow!! Meduses to all spies! With immeasurable thanks to the heroic crew from the hard-working people of the sunny island! With a description of the unlimited movement!! With a compelling request to the heads of state to mark the most distinguished!... Namely...! There he is with the whole royal roof!
And noted! As I asked, forgive God, King. They flew with big heads.
And if you wanted, how better... And how are you there now, a distant island?
Bothman