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 08.06.2015
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For the purchase of a graphic tablet for the marketing department, of course, went to IT. “We know.” The case is straightforward: bought, decided to drive on a free car at home. Painted, even in the “quacu” on the fun run. The thing! Played, the PC was turned off, the tablet began to be placed in a box to be transferred to the customer. The head of the IT department comes in and in the meantime asks to demonstrate an unseen beast. The colleague connects everything backwards, demonstrating: pen down - the cursor up. He said, “Drivers are guilty. It’s all flying!” and goes into adjustment. In the silence I say:

Turn the plan.
This is the same thing....
The same nonsense periodically happens with the wireless mouse.You bring a notebook to work, unpack, connect the mouse, and the cursor begins to run the opposite.You look at the buttons, and the buttons were stolen! :)
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