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 10.06.2015
Sunshine, summer... I think I’ll go out to school. There was a table and a bench.Just sat down, the cat Ball walked. "Love me, master!" and spit on the table. Okay, I move the textbook, I keep crawling the hieroglyphs. But here comes the second cat, Behemot. It’s as big as a begemot. He goes to the ball with a valley. A square table is only 60x60. I push both on the bench, it is designed for three seats, it will just be beautiful, catchy and symmetrical. Do you think it helped? From the scale, the cat Rishinka jumps, breaking a notebook and flommasters.
NN: Did you do a lesson? Let me write! I liked the expression "cat place".
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