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 10.06.2015
Do you want me to download a video from the surveillance camera in our morge?
You are a paranoid. Do you have a camera in your morse?
You can’t imagine what happens there sometimes. The Camel Club. Recently, students organized a practice on medical cynicism. They came in the crowd, picked the jura by the blind draw method, grabbed a wreath on his foot with the inscription "From the Pizduchin brother" and stood around for a long time with sad roots. Judging by the movement of the lips, they spoke felt sad speeches about how remarkable brother the deceased was. Particularly delivered the moment, when at the end of the mourning ceremony, they still decided to move the curtain from the head of the deceased brother, and the brother turned out to be a tall, lean grandmother of 73 years. And here, in general, a treasure began, which our morge has not seen since the day of the foundation of the hospital. Pizzuel, of course, students will scratch out the excellent, but the video turned out to be worthy of an Oscar. The director is the life itself, in the main roles - the jure and our future squalops, who do not have their place in the medical, but in the theatrical. They have mastered cynicism, but medicine is theirs. The fucks.
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