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 11.06.2015
I am preparing for my wife’s doctor, I write to her:

Yes, the important introductions:
1st In the refrigerator, the lowest shelf - don't touch the black bags, it's for DR, you'll open tomorrow!
2nd You don’t see the bouquet on the balcony, that is, of course you can look, because it’s hard not to notice it, but tomorrow you’ll pretend to see it for the first time. I put him citramone and analgin - for reasons "as myself".
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