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 12.06.2015
Especially cute in the series heroines find pregnancy.
She will inevitably faint, call the doctor, and one of her, lying somewhere on the couch with all the honest people, reports that she is pregnant for months and so five years.
No examination or analysis. No other signs. This is how myths are created.
At work, a young woman got married. Everyone complains that he’s getting fat.
And the waist is something rounded, and she is spinning, but no point. We hinted to her about a possible pregnancy, and she didn’t believe it. They took her to the doctor. 22 weeks already.
If someone is not in the topic, the pregnancy lasts 40 weeks.
And she was surprised - I did not get sick, I did not faint.
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