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 15.06.2015
The case was in the late 90s. We are students, the time is not rich, but the future husband had a new apartment without repair, which was used periodically for peaceful student parties. Here is one of them. It was different from the others by the fact that a guy named Pavlik had to bring the girl to the inspections. Pavlik was the son of the director of the factory, had a very high level of demands to the future girlfriend, which with his modesty and ruthless appearance made the searches long and until now unsuccessful.
And there is a miracle: found and leads to meet. The holiday is ready: chicken sausages, spaghetti, ketchup and beer are purchased in the range, people are in collection, we are waiting for Pavlik.
A bright friend appears and leads a female. Growth 180, slim, stylish, like an Afghan borza, in a flying silk plate, with makeup worth as much as our entire student wardrobe for the entire company and with long red nails. Fairy in one word. The pashs of prayer were clearly heard and fulfilled with exaggeration. Everyone is somehow embarrassed, looking back at the princess, that silently looks at us, in general, the party is somehow not sticky.
I went on the rights of the future mistress of the house to do pasta, the fairy bound with me to the kitchen. He sits beautifully on the window. And I have a problem: a full pot of spaghetti must be poured into a puddle, as if it is uncomfortable to myself, but not to ask the fairy for help. With one hand holding the spaghetti, I suddenly dropped into it spaghetti. It was quite natural that the hand with the straw drove down, and most of the pasta with boiling water was on the floor. The fucking. I froze in confusion: uncomfortable, and there are no other pasta, as suddenly the Fairies flew from the window and with the scream: "Close and watch the door" began cleverly with long nails to throw spaghetti back into the dungeon, condemning at the same time, say, nothing, boiling wash.
Spaghetti we saved, and Fairy turned out to be the sweetest and most wonderful girl, who herself, as it turned out, was shaken by fear in a new company for herself.
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