The death of a hamster is always a tragedy.
Especially for children 9 and 12 years old. The century is lacking. In general, the animal died, and the parents did not have time to replace it with a new one. Well, you know how it happens: one hamster in Valhalla, the other from the zoo in a cage. The daughter cries, the son cries, but only because the dad said, “Men don’t cry.” Children at this age generally experience the death of pets for a long time, and Masya, in addition, was in their charge: clean the cage, change the pile, feed, all the affairs. And that mourning continues all day long. Finally, he says, “Stop crying, we’ll bury him like a Viking.” This children somehow immediately interested, because the funeral of the Vikings they saw in the cartoon:

In general, the dad, scratching his teeth, removes from the shelf the drackcar collected at the time 1:72 (real, wooden!) is :

Soon after smashing the bottom with nitrolac to dry quickly, he checks the body in the bath for waterproofness and stability, loads a ballast from lead loads and rubs out of the bank the collected ten-penny coins, which he was going to glue the box. The daughter sacrifices some of her chains with plastic hearts, the son wants to put the "Opinel", which the dad gave him on his birthday, but the dad says that under the "Opinel" the ship will sink. The next morning, good, Saturday, the hamster is removed from the refrigerator, carefully wrapped in a pre-cut kiras from the gesture (with weighers so that it does not pop up!And the whole company goes on a car to a career.

Her mother says she doesn’t want to participate in it, but she’s convinced and she makes sandwiches. The weather, thank God, is quiet, the wind is quite weak - just to pull a thin sailing, but not to overturn the boat. The ship is descended to the water, hamsters in armor are placed on coins and chains (caught in advance on the super glue). Papa carefully puts all kinds of combustible substances, slightly sprayes gasoline, and, burning the drakkar, pushes him off the shore. Captured by a light wind, the ship sails eight to nine meters away, then the sailing blows out, the macht, finally, the model turns into a continuous flame. Magnetic is appropriate.

Another five seconds later, somewhere, finally burned to the holes, or maybe the wave blasted, but the drakkar stumbled, pulled water and went to the bottom. And how much he needed there - a boat per centimeter from the water.

Slightly depressed by the greatness of the moment, the family eats sandwiches when a police car approaches them. The police officers, it is necessary to pay tribute to them, are polently interested: what is actually happening here. They, it turns out, saw something burning on the water from the road, and went to see. Boring, the city is not a country, a Saturday morning... Hearing from the children that they buried a hammer according to the custom of the Vikings, the mints silently removed the foursquare, then the eldest pulled out the pistol, raised up the trunk and said: "Dust! The torture! The rage!” The younger liked it, the son was a little disappointed, he apparently hoped he would be shot really.

The police said they had seen everything, but they could not even imagine it. Dad takes pictures of them from the phone, and the police leave.
Back the family goes in severe silence, finally, the dad says that he will buy the kids a dog, because well, his nafig, on hamsters he models will not get stuck.