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 17.06.2015
From the guide "How to become rich and famous".
Ask your dad to write your country’s anthem.

When you grow up, ask for more money to make movies. Do not be afraid: for disgusting movies you will not be fooled by budget money senders. Otherwise, they would have transitioned the state budget.

Defend the poor, unfortunate rightholders: how much they do not receive fees because of piracy! Promise that for the 1% of net media sales you will set up a Federal Copy Society and will honestly share this revenue with the authors.

Wait for a convenient moment and under the guise of “import replacement” ask for money to create, for example, fast food networks.
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