Summary of vacancy copywriter:

I am young and happy in my soul. I love young ladies, fast riding and beer "Baltic honey". I have a great bike, if you understand what I am talking about.
(Buy "Baltic honey" cheap in Minsk today is difficult, but I love every other beer. "Baltic honey" here just as an example).
And it is very good that from my home (Srebryanka) to your office (r. st. M. Academy of Sciences) only 40 minutes by bicycle, even if you drink three bottles of "Baltic honey"!
I would like to know:
1) what are the maximum discounts on goods and services;
2) what are the limits of the salary and how much can you buy "Baltic honey";
3) whether the young ladies working in this group are beautiful enough;
and 4) whether the corporate car park is protected.
I am not sure that I understand the meaning of the words "resume" and "portfolio", so I turn away without sending out and I continue to drink my favorite beer - "Baltic honey"!

by Post Scriptum. I was already going to send this text to your address when I realized that it was not a seller. I sell two bicycles.