The Pillow:
There was a woman working with us (let’s call her Anna Dmitrievna) at the age of well over 50. Despite the coming of old age, she carefully monitored her appearance, in addition, at work, it was said that she was rotating sheets with one of the employees, 12 years younger than her.
Once Anna Dmitrievna went on her business on the bus, suddenly a guy knocks her on the shoulder and says:
– Grandma, please pass on for the trip.
Anna Dmitrievna turned around and with a voice of indignation issued the phrase from which the entire bus went away:
What kind of grandmother am I if I am still fucking?! to