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 29.06.2015
and Oki! Let us change together. Be honest: we are orgasm to you, you are sex to us. Only then, please, stop selling it for cruises, sweaters, machines and cats.
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Guy, how many times have you bought sex for a cruise (no, fuck your left grandmother during a cruise or go on vacation with your wife and children - not counted)? How many times have you bought a girlfriend’s car or coat? Yes, the maximum you are able to do in most of your (1% of the riches - not in the account) - take a lady to a mid-hand restaurant and then say that you have not broken a night of love on a set of sushi or chocolate. And the ponts, the ponts.
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