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 30.06.2015
Well... I read about stupid uswires, which itself broke, and then it repair itself, but to meet such in real life, and even in repair, was not ready...
She gave her netbook-type animal to repair - it fell, cried and began to click and swing when it was turned on, as if it was about to give the soul to God. A week later, they told me to change the fan, but now it’s not in stock. I am not surprised - the netbook is not new, thin, the details must be specific. I wait, periodically calling. I wait. I wait. I await...
During this time, she had time to go on vacation, left without money, get a salary, get the same money, and again wonder about her beast. What was I answered?
- Girl, we came to the master (I miss the question why the master came a month after ordering), we turn on your netbook, and he doesn't click! He cleaned the cooler and you can take it!
What do I owe you for this? I am carefully interested.
Nothing, because we did nothing.
Attempts to find out how this "nothing was done", if the refrigerator was cleaned, did not succeed.
The end of this story is happy. The beast at home, does not swing, although sometimes suspiciously whispers, money with me. But to this day, the question still plagues me: what was it?! to
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