I lie with my girlfriend on the couch. I read a book to myself. He initiates this dialogue:
Q: Will you buy me a gift for the New Year?
I (not breaking away from the book): UGU
I want a gold bracelet.
I: You already have one.
D: Well, I want one more.
I am UGU. How much is it approximately worth?
A thousand four rubles. Do you give?
I am UGU.
Q: What do you want for the New Year?
I: 4 thousand rubles, I can 4500.

2 minutes to 10 minutes :)